I have no issue with long care rides, but when you act as of the ride will be fantastic if we take it in YOUR car, I become irritated. Of course you love your car, silly goose! It’s yours! However, don’t try to tell me that your backseat is comfortable. Don’t fucking do it, gooses, dear friends, because I have spent eight hours in the rear seat of your car, and you, my goose, have not. I’m sure your drivers seat is fantastic compared to everyone else’s, but I have a metric ass ton of work to do, and I’m not quite sure I can pull it off in your shitty back seat. Especially while listening to your blues tunes. Not loving it, goose. You haven’t even tried your aesthetically pleasing but horridly uncomfortable back seat. Keep the beak shut.